《辞职信英文范文大全(实用29篇)》
辞职信英文范文大全 篇1
Dear Mr. Please：
After months of reviewing the outlook for the company in the wake of this economic downturn, I see no other alternative than to resign my position as chief financial officer with HHH (company). Needless to say, after 12 years of service, this decision was not an easy one.
Please make my resignation effective January 31, which is the end of my scheduled vacation. I will turn over all company books and settle my accounts prior to that date.
I look back on the experience gained and the friends made with much regard. My association with HHH has been a valued part of my life.
Good luck to you in the years to come.
辞职信英文范文大全 篇2
dear all:
now it is time for me to say bye to everyone of you for being co-working in the last more than two years.
here, i'd express my sincere thanks to you for the demonstration of team work spirit , and your professional technical/ management skill and experience really impressed me deeply.
once you plunging into a new job, that means a new change will happen in your life. surely, i think it 's a totally new life-style for me to work in （公司名）, there have abounds of definite difference compared with my originals, i am still astonished these changes in my personal life happened in this two years. maybe these will still keep a marked sign in my future life.
good luck...
yours forever
david
hi, dear all,
as time goes by, finally the day for my leaving fcbga is coming, i will transfer to cpu ie group from ww49.
now it's really a hard time for me to say goodbye to you all. looking back to past 1 year, those happiness, sadness, great team work do impress me a lot, from you i have learned a lot and gained a lot, really appreciated ur help and support to me during that period we have worked together.
here i'd like to extend my hearlt-felt thanks to you for giving me such a sweat memory that will be in my mind forever.
anyway, we are still in the same company, if you need any help from me, just give me a call, i'll always be there for you.
hope we could have chance to cooperate again in the future!
wish all of you and fcbga a bright future!
see you later! *^_^*
best regards
shirley
辞职信英文范文大全 篇3
Dear，
Effective October 1, I will assume the position of director of human resources for , Inc., in Baton Rouge. Therefore, please accept my resignation as benefits and compensation coordinator of the Human Resources Department within AAA Associates, effective September 30.
The decision was a difficult one for me BECause I have so enjoyed my working relationships here. The job description has given me GREat latitude in assisting other coordinators within the human resource area, and as a result, I’ve gained skills in several related fields. These cross-training opportunities have been invaluable, and in a much more formal, classroom setting, I’ve been able to take advantage of classes in management, interpersonal skills, writing, and oral presentations. All of this training has been a worthwhile effort for both AAA (company) and me.
As I go to the new position, I’ll do so with the utmost respect for the management examples and philosophies learned here and with gratitude for the personal attention to my career growth.
Thank you for the rewarding experience I’ve enjoyed during my seven-year association with the organization.
Sincerely,
辞职信英文范文大全 篇4
Dear Mr. Wang,
I am writing to let you know that I will be withdrawing from my current job though I have been employed as an editor for your magazine Basketball for only three months.
My resignation results from the factor that this job is quite different from my expectation. It is exhausting for me to spend almost 12 hours commuting every day, and I realize that the job is not quite suitable for me. In addition, what I have learned can be of little help to my present job, and I would like to find another that is related to my major.
I highly appreciate the invaluable experience of working here with you and other colleagues. Thank you for your patience, understanding, and trust. Should there be any inconvenience caused by my resignation, I apologize in advance.
Sincerely yours,
Li Ming
辞职信英文范文大全 篇5
Dear All:
Now it is time for me to say Bye to everyone of you for being co-working in the last more than two years.
Here, I'd express my sincere thanks to you for the demonstration of team work spirit , and your professional technical/ Management skill and experience really impressed me deeply.
Once you plunging into a new job, that means a new change will happen in your life. Surely, I think it 's a totally new life-style for me to work in (公司名), there have abounds of definite difference compared with my originals, I am still astonished these changes in my personal life happened in this two years. Maybe these will still keep a marked sign in my future life.
Good Luck...
辞职信英文范文大全 篇6
Dear all friends,I would like to take a moment to let you know that I am leaving (公司名) and tomorrow will be my last working day. The past four years have been the most remarkable and rewarding time in my working career. The privilege to work with you is a gift that I will always treasure and one which I never took lightly. And your support in believing in me and what we could accomplish together will never be forgotten. Thank you all for the support, guidance and encouragement you have provided me in the past. Thank you all for enriching my life and for letting me be a part of this wonderful family. Please keep in touch. I can be reached at my personal email address or via my mobile phone +86 1350.Thanks again for everything.Yours truly,Jiawei辞职信英文版怎么写58th February , 20xx Dear Mr. Wong,Re: Resignation from the post of Settlement clerkI would like to let you know how much I have enjoyed my last three years at the Hero Company. Hero Company is an invaluable place for enriching my knowledge about financial field, I enjoyed working with my colleagues and I have learned so much things here.Because I would like to take a new challenge and I want to meet people from all walks of life, I have accepted an offer from an Insurance firm as a Personal Financial Consultant. I would therefore appreciate it if you would accept my resignation effective from 8 March, 20xx.I would be very much obliged if you would kindly give me a reference letter before I leave. Thank you for all that you have done to make my work here both interesting and enjoyable.Yours sincerely,Alexander Fung
辞职信英文范文大全 篇7
Dear Mr.
Please accept my resignation as associate chemist at the GERT Institute. I plan to leave my job here on September 30, 19–, taking a few days of annual leave just prior to that effective you know, my primary interest has been in the oil and gas industry. Therefore, I’ve accepted a position with Fury Refining, Inc., that should put me back in touch with my “first love.”
Although I’m eager to accept the challenges in this new position, I regret leaving the institute. You and the organization as a whole have treated me very well over the past three years. I won’t forget the friendship and professional growth I’ve experienced as an employee t wishes to all of you for years of expansion cerely,
辞职信英文范文大全 篇8
Letter of resignation
To -----
After I thought, I decided to resign my current position as our company. In submitting this resignation, my mood is heavy. Now, because of I mental state, and other personal reason for this I can’t make a corresponding contribution to the company. Therefore, request permission to leave.
First of all, thank you for giving me the chance became one of Electronics Co., Ltd. During this time, can see our factory with six person’s team from the development to its current size, I feel much honored. And we all paid a lot of hardships. There was laughter, there have been gains and tears and pain, the company equal relationships and open-minded style of work once I feel at home here, I am happy working, happy life, However, due to I lack of experience, the recent work I would often feel powerless. Work yourself immature sense of total loss. As a result, I began seriously thinking about, I found that because of various reasons, in fact, I do not fit this job, maybe I was too immature, too idealistic, too simple, I am confused and confusing, anything I work very seriously, because I do not want to muddle along, this will only make me feel uneasy, and I timid, things indecisive, indecision, lack of courage, not decisive, and this is the main reason why to lose confidence for my job. Perhaps the most important thing is thinking about what is my biggest interest, what I want, for what to do, find my own position is the next step in my life choice.
I know that the company employing the occasion comes, but I resign at this time. I really feel very ashamed cannot work together and contribute to the company. I hope that company leaders took time in your busy schedule accepted my resignation matter. I consider the resignation submitted in 1-2 months after leaving the company, so you will have time to find suitable candidates to fill the vacancy caused my departure. If you think I left in a more suitable period of time, may wish to give me advice or tell me as soon as possible.
Thank you for giving me the trust and support during this time, and wish all my colleagues and friends in the work to achieve greater results.
辞职信英文范文大全 篇9
Dear Mr.white:
Please accept my resignation as associate chemist at the GERT Institute. I plan to leave my job here on September 30, 19-, taking a few days of annual leave just prior to that effective date. As you know, my primary interest has been in the oil and gas industry. Therefore, Ive accepted a position with Fury.
Refining, Inc., that should put me back in touch with my first love.
Although Im eager to accept the challenges in this new position, I regret leaving the institute. You and the organization as a whole have treated me very well over the past three years. I wont forget the friendship and professional growth Ive experienced as an employee here.
Best wishes to all of you for years of expansion here.
Sincerely,
辞职信英文范文大全 篇10
DearMr. Wong:
I am offering my resignation as operations manager of the plant, effective May 15. As of now, I’m not quite sure where I’ll be looking for employment and am toying with the idea of turning one of my life-long hobbies into a profit-making enterprise.
Frankly, Vernon, I was deeply disappointed the vacancy of general manager was filled by someone from outside the company. Through years of excellent performance appraisals, I was led to believe I was in line for that position. Under the circumstances, I think you’ll understand my decision to resign.
I do appreciate the management training I’ve been given here; it has indeed prepared me well for almost any general business career I decide to pursue. My best wishes for the company’s continued growth.
Sincerely,
辞职信英文范文大全 篇11
dear mr.
this is to inform you that i have accepted a position with another firm. therefore, i would like to offer my resignation effective on (date)
i want to thank you for all that you have done for me in my employment here. it’s been a pleasure working with you and representing the company.
it is now time for me to move on and i have accepted a position with another firm. this decision was not an easy one and took a lot of consideration. however, i am confident that this new role represents a positive move towards fulfilling my career aims.
i wish the company continued success and once again, would like to thank you for allowing me to be a part of your team.
if there is anything i can do in aiding a smooth transition of responsibilities, please let me kno
yours sincerely
(name)
辞职信英文范文大全 篇12
Terminating Engagement
To: Robert Bush, Sales Manager
From: Bob Wang, Sales Development
Date: May 6, 20xx
Subject: Terminating Engagment
Mr. Bush, I have worked in the Sales Development as a salesman for six years, and I have been satisfied with this position.
However, a friend of mine introduced me to ABC Company, and I have decided to accept a post that will give me greater possibilities for promotion and an increase in my salary.
I therefore write this memo as formal notice to terminate my engagement with you one month from today's date.
To the Apple Board of Directors and the Apple Community:
I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you kno Unfortunately, that day has come.
I hereby resign as CEO of Apple. I would like to serve, if the Board sees fit, as Chairman of the Board, director and Apple employee.
As far as my successor goes, I strongly recommend that we execute our succession plan and name Tim Cook as CEO of Apple.
I believe Apple's brightest and most innovative days are ahead of it. And I look forward to watching and contributing to its success in a new role.
I have made some of the best friends of my life at Apple, and I thank you all for the many years of being able to work alongside you.
中文翻译
致苹果董事会和苹果团体：
我曾经说过，如果有一天我不再能够胜任，无法满足你们对我作为苹果首席执行官的期待，那么我将主动让你们知道。
非常不幸的是，这一天已经来临。
从此之后，我将辞去苹果首席执行官一职，但是，如果董事会认为合适的话，我仍将继续担任苹果董事会主席、董事以及苹果员工等职位。
就我的继任者而言，我强烈建议公司按照我们的继任计划进行，并任命蒂姆·库克(Tim Cook)为苹果新任首席执行官。
我相信，苹果将迎来最光明、最具创新的时代。
我也希望能够看到这一切，并在新的角色上继续为苹果的'成功贡献一份力量。
在苹果，我已经结交了一些最好的朋友，感谢你们所有人，感谢你们多年来能和我一起工作。
辞职信英文范文大全 篇13
Dear Sir,
As some of my personal reasons, after a period of careful consideration, I have decided to resign the company
In a short span of a year's time, the company gave me several opportunities in the job so that I accumulated a certain amount of technical skills and work
experience. I work in the company's very happy, I feel the atmosphere and on like a big family, we live in harmony in harmony, while I also learned how many people work outside the Life and other life truth. All of these treasure I am also very grateful to the company, as they have for me in the future work and life brought in to help and convenience. In addition, my colleagues and with the overnight period, I of the past, now a colleague from shallow to deep friendship, and I hope that this friendship from the heart, this feeling will continue and permanently maintained.
In future, no matter how I will live, I will be forever grateful to my company's culture, leaders at all levels and colleagues gave me the support and help. In my difficult times, you will give me the help and tolerance. Company is a towering tree, and I, is only one leaf of a tree. When the wind is coming, some leaves will fall off, but trees are always so tall and straight.
Leaving the company, leaving those who share weal of my colleagues, I am very reluctant. I don’t reluctant leaders of the teachings and colleagues of the sincere and friendly.
I apologize the inconvenience for company. I hope that company can
sympathize with my personal practice, and accept the applications.
Thanks again for the company, thanks all leaders! Sincerely wish the company in the future development step by step in the journey to win and prosperous!
Yours sincerely,
辞职信英文范文大全 篇14
I want to share with you some difficult news about my future plans. Later today, I will announce that I have resigned from Microsoft and will be taking a position in a different filed. It is not without a heavy heart that I contemplate leaving the incredible work and extraordinary people that I have been privileged to encounter during my four years at Microsoft.
Together, we have accomplished what some might have thought could not be done. In a few short years, we have defined a clear and stable strategic framework for Microsoft’s business in the Greater China region. We have nearly doubled sales and have broken through the $1 billion mark in revenue in GCR. In China itself, we have tripled our sales in the last three years. Including those of covered OEMs, and we are posed to hit $ 1 billion in FY08. we have reduced the UPC rate by more than 20%. We have added hundreds of new people and expanded our operations to more than 15 locations across the region. We have strengthened our customer and partner relationships and transformed the way people view Microsoft, not just locally but all around the globe as well.
Most importantly, we’ve been able to use our technology to help improve the lives and livelihood of millions of people throughout the Greater China region. I have learned from each of you along the way and you have made my experience at Microsoft one that I will never forget.
While change always comes with its share of unknowns, there is one thing that I have absolutely no question about, and that is this organization’s ability to continue the great work that we’ve begun. We have a well-thought our transltion plan in place and some of the finest leadership in the team and in our strategy with the Big Rocks plan in place. I have no doubt that in the very near future, Microsoft Greater China region will no longer be talking about breaking through the $1 billion but about the $5 billion mark. J
At 4 PM today, we will have an all-hands meeting in the Millennium Building to discuss my plans and the transition in more detail. In the meantime, I’d like to express my deep thanks to every one of you in the Microsoft Greater China region for your hard work and for your contribution to our continued success.
辞职信英文范文大全 篇15
It is with regret that I must inform you of my resignation from my position as Administrator at Twin Cakes Corp. effective Jan 1, 2019.
I have invested over 13 years of my life at Twin Cakes Corp. and my decision to move on from this position has not come lightly or easily.
It has been a privilege to work with the people at Twin Cakes Corp., I will be forever grateful for the opportunities that have been provided to me during my time here. These years have been so rewarding for me personally and professionally I thank you for providing me with support and guidance over the years.
In the coming weeks I will ensure that any outstanding issues are wrapped up and that records and files are left in order for the incumbent administrator. If there are any priorities that you have for me to wrap up please let me know so I can do my best to ensure that I focus on that for you.
辞职信英文范文大全 篇16
dear sir or madam:
i hereby present my resignation due to my poor health and some other personal affairs.
i would like to say , having worked with you which are very excellent and nice for so many years , i always have a deep sense of fortunateness and honor.and your kind and selfless help with my work are sincerely appreciated which has been deeply rooted in my heart and will still accompany me in the rest of my career.
however, the current state of my poor health appears not very compatible with my job and i have to reluctantly say i should quit considering the overall situation,furthermore, i want more spare time to take care of my family and better fulfill my commitment to my beloved ones.also i want to take a period of good rest and fully relax myself.maybe after that, i am eager to take some differt works and experience different evironments
it is really a difficult desicion for me . but i hope you can understand my dilemma and your acceptance of my resignation would be deeply appreciated.
warm regards and best wishes
辞职信英文范文大全 篇17
ManagerFrom: Bob Fu, Sales DevelopmentDate: May 6, 20xxSubject: Terminating EngagmentMr. Smith, I have worked in the Sales Development as a salesman for six years, and I have been satisfied with this position.However, a friend of mine introduced me to Goldlion Company, and I have decided to accept a post that will give me greater possibilities for promotion and an increase in my salary. I therefore write this memo as formal notice to terminate my engagement with you one month from today's date.
辞职信英文范文大全 篇18
辞职报告MemorandumTOFROMDATESUBJECTPlease accept my resignation as Associate Chemist at Research, Inc.; my last day will be August 15, 19–.While enjoying assigned projects and contributing to the company’s overall growth, I feel my work tasks here have not allowed me to investigate projects in which I developed a keen interest during my graduate studies. Therefore, I have accepted a position more in line with those interests at Meadows Chemical Company.This decision has been difficult due to the rewarding relationships developed during the past three years. Please accept my thanks for your unquestionable support and leadership here at Inc..
辞职信英文范文大全 篇19
As we have discussed, I am offering my resignation as systems analyst, level 1. I want to make the resignation effective date as convenient for you as possible, but no later than March 1.
Please consider this letter as my resignation from my position as office manager, effective March 1.
I will be leaving my position as general counsel on August 31.
After six long months of contemplation on my future advancement in HHH, I have decided to resign my geologist position, effective sometime in October–at your convenience. The decision has been quite difficult for me because I truly have enjoyed the relationships I’ve built here.
I offer my resignation as training coordinator with HHH. My last day will be March 1, unless you have a replacement who can assume the responsibilities sooner.
辞职信英文范文大全 篇20
Dear Mr. Wong:
Please accept my resignation as associate chemist at the GERT Institute. I plan to leave my job here on September 30, 19-, taking a few days of annual leave just prior to that effective date. As you know, my primary interest has been in the oil and gas industry. Therefore, Ive accepted a position with Fury.
Refining, Inc., that should put me back in touch with my first love.
Although Im eager to accept the challenges in this new position, I regret leaving the institute. You and the organization as a whole have treated me very well over the past three years. I wont forget the friendship and professional growth Ive experienced as an employee here.
Best wishes to all of you for years of expansion here.
Sincerely,
辞职信英文范文大全 篇21
尊敬的领导：
我很报歉自己在这个时候向公司正式提出辞职申请，公司是我毕业以后踏入社会的第一个大家庭，在这里，我得到了公司各位领导和同事的.关心帮助，对此我表示非常感谢，也是在这里我有过欢笑，有过泪水，更有过收获，我很庆幸自己能在这里有过这么开心的工作和学习经历。
但由于我产后身体状况欠佳，经常腰痛，医生检查后建议我要长期在家调养，并且短期内不能穿高跟鞋工作，我非常感谢公司对我的培养，为避免给公司正常运营及人员安排带来困扰，本人现提出辞职，希望公司能够体谅和谅解并予以同意，十分感谢。
dear leadership:
i 'm sorry that i give my official resignation to the company at this time， after graduation， i came to the company， which is the first family of my own when i entered society， here， i got the help from the leadership and colleagues， for this i say “thank you very much”， and also here i had laughter， tears， and more harvest， i am very glad that i can be here to have so happy working and learning experiences.
but because i have a poor body condition at postpartum， my waist often hurt， the doctor advised me to have a long-term home care， and during the short time i must not wear high heels to work， i am very grateful to the company for my training， in order to avoid the normal operation of company and the trouble of personnel arrangement， i resign now， i hope the company can understand and forgive me and agree with me， thank you very much.
辞职信英文范文大全 篇22
Dear HR Leadership:
I regret that I give my official resignation to the company at this time .
I came to the company just three months, and I'm very honored to be able to become a member of our company. During three months , I learned a lot, and the company's financial situation is also in good shape. I'm very grateful that the company gave me such a good environment to work and learn.
But I need to resign for personal reasons. In regularization with my salary after the nature of work and measure my ability to work, I feel the salary is not with my expectations. So, I decided to resign.
I hope my applications can be approved before 【date】,I wish you good health .
Applicant:
Date: ,,
辞职信英文范文大全 篇23
Distinguished leadership:
first of all, thank the leadership and colleagues in this more than x months work support and help to me. i learned a lot here. in company this period of time, is the precious wealth, i work at the same time, this time also found his many shortcomings, also a lot of room for improvement.
since it is a job to do , together with colleagues, we have established friendship. i hope this points in the heart friendship can continue and remain permanently.
but because of my personal reason, deliberate thinking, i decided to resign from my current in the company for the post. thus the inconvenience caused to the company, i am deeply sorry. at the same time also hope that the company considering my personal practice, for my resignation application for consideration and approval.
finally, i sincerely hope that company will in the next step by step in the construction and development of the journey to win, progresses day by day!
advance
salute
辞职信英文范文大全 篇24
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辞职信英文范文大全 篇25
Dear
I am offering my resignation as operations manager of the plant, effective May 15. As of now, I’m not quite sure where I’ll be looking for employment and am toying with the idea of turning one of my life-long hobbies into a profit-making enterprise.
Frankly, Vernon, I was deeply disappointed the vacancy of general manager was filled by someone from outside the company. Through years of excellent performance appraisals, I was led to believe I was in line for that position. Under the circumstances, I think you’ll understand my decision to resign.
I do appreciate the management training I’ve been given here; it has indeed prepared me well for almost any general business career I decide to pursue. My best wishes for the company’s continued growth.
辞职信英文范文大全 篇26
Dear Mr. Wong:
After months of reviewing the outlook for the company in the wake of this economic downturn, I see no other alternative than to resign my position as chief financial officer with HHH (company). Needless to say, after 12 years of service, this decision was not an easy one.
Please make my resignation effective January 31, which is the end of my scheduled vacation. I will turn over all company books and settle my accounts prior to that date.
I look back on the experience gained and the friends made with much regard. My association with HHH has been a valued part of my life.
Good luck to you in the years to come.
Sincerely,
辞职信英文范文大全 篇27
Dear leader:
I am very sorry that I have made a formal resignation to the company at this time.
Came to the company has been nearly two years, in the past two years, the company has been a multi colleague's help, I am very grateful to the company colleagues.
It was here that I had laughed, had tears, more than the harvest. Corporate equality and open-minded work style, once let me have to find a way to rely on the feeling, here I can happy work, happy learning. Perhaps this is true, so I began to think, seriously thinking.
But recently I feel that I am not fit for this job, and I want to change the environment. I am also very clear that this time to the company to resign from the company in their own is a test of the occasion, the company's new project started, all the follow-up work in the company's top and bottom to push forward the next step. It is also
considering the company's future in the rationality of the arrangement, in line with the company responsible for the attitude, in order not to let the company due to the decision-making
errors caused by me, I solemnly submitted to the company to resign.
I am thinking of leaving the company within 4 to 2 weeks after the presentation, so that you will have time to find the right person to fill the vacancy caused by my departure,and I will be able to assist you in your new job training so that he can be familiar with the work as soon as possible.
Able to work for the company's Day is not much, I will be the best of my last class, do a good job of the work of the transition, and try to make the project to achieve a balanced transition. Left the company, leaving those who share the joys and sorrows of colleagues, very reluctant, reluctant leaders of the Chun teachings and not colleagues of the sincere and friendly.
In a short period of two years our company has had great changes, I am very sorry that I can not contribute to the company's brilliant tomorro I only wish the company's performance soared! The company leadership and colleagues to work smoothly!
辞职信英文范文大全 篇28
Dear Mr. Wang,
I would like to inform you that I am resigning from the position as an editor for your magazine Design & Fashions. The last day of my employment will be October 31th, 20xx. I would like to thank you for the opportunities that you and your magazine have given to me. I have enjoyed being part of your team and working with so many outstanding people. I also want to express my gratitude for your support in my personal and professional development during this period.
However, I received from another company an offer, which sounded more interesting and challenging than what I am doing at the moment. Although it is a hard decision for me to choose to leave, I painfully make up my mind to begin this new career. Please let me know if I can be of any assistance with the transition of the new person into their role.
I am sorry for any inconveniences that my resignation may cause and I wish you and your magazine all the best.
Yours truly,
Li Ming
辞职信英文范文大全 篇29
Dear Mr. Smith,
As a graduate of an institution of cation, I have a few very basic epectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above mon ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during mission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true ic wastes of our time.
Asking me, work administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how puter systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.
You will never puters. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP address is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.
Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to ter my resignation. However, I have a few parting thoughts.
1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad mation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not ment. I will have fris randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your favorites list, which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. I do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.
3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places ping the authoring of a glowing letter of mation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)
Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of mation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!
Wishing you a grand and glorious day.